A dear friend proclaimed to me that she enjoys my stream of consciousness. Well another “friend” am assuming or rather would be 3 dollars that she does not. In fact she in no uncertain terms claimed i lack respect. Hmm I think that is almost true if and only if my attempt at humor was done in a malicious manner. Facts are that I am rarely digging someone’s their ill fated grave when the opposite is bloody true. I tend to seek their affection. After this funny socially inept moment i am KNOWN for….I tell her she clearly does not know me and in turn I clearly dont know her. So now I am learning that if the person cant or does not like my joking around with them then I must refrain from doing so, and therefore we are sadly better off not as friends. I dont eggshells. I dont do eggs sometimes. I appreciate a frenzied silliness run amok. Most do not. Go bloody figure. Lesson learned. Perhaps. Mistakes crack open like a dry fish fart.
